Acquitted…Freed…

Him: Acquitted…Freed….acquitted…freed….acquitted….freed… Oi, I am going to bath. convalesce…recover…convalesce…..recover
Him: (Enters the bathroom and undresses himself.)taken from the poem…..taken from…..line is taken from….(He empties his bowels, wears his dress and walks out.)
Mom: Dai ennada, you haven’t bathed?
Him: Eh? What?
Mom: Get back in there!
Him: Sorry, I er…forgot. Kalpana Chawla is an inspiration to all Indians…. (goes back to complete his bath)
(30 minutes later.)
Him: WHERE IS MY INK PEN?!!
Mom: Check the bero. You must have placed it there after filling it up.
Him: Got it. I also need my protractor for tomorrow. Better have it ready. Bye.
Mom: It’s in your b….
(Leaves for his destination in his cycle)

Him: The personal letter has 5 key points…from…..to……dear sir….subject….regards….
(Dodges the traffic in 20 minutes and reaches his destination)
Him: Machi, pass me the list da.
Friend1: Dai iru da. This line is taken from the chapter….taken from the….This line is…chapter….
Him: Naaye. I won’t steal your quotes. I just want to….

EVERYBODY INSIDE PLEASE. NO SHOES, SOCKS, BELTS AND TIES! GIRLS ARE REQUESTED TO PROCEED TO THE SECURITY CHECK IN THE OTHER ROOM BEFORE ENTERING.

Him: the quality of mercy is not strained…..shakespeare……not strained…gentle rain…..not strained….gentle rain…heaven… (Enters the room. He is seated within inches from the black board.)
Friend2 (to his right): psst…
Him: Enna.
(His friend points to himself and then to the dustbin nearby.)
Him: What’s in it?
Friend2: (points towards his thigh….)
Him: Shakee….oh…bit…. alright. All the best.
Friend2: Thanks.
Him: Speaking of the devil, you know that “Hot…Hotter…Hottest” is being removed from tonight right?
Friend2: WHAT!!!

YOU MAY BEGIN NOW.

Him: (turns the paper.)antonyms….fine…..synonyms….not a problem….general essay….rainwater harvesting….poetry….keats…brilliant…ok let’s roll. (A voice in his head)Always begin with the 1 marks. If you get everything right, they won’t read your essays and simply put 8 out of 10 for them.

(Proceeding towards the synonyms)Acquitted
acquitted…..freed….acquitted…..freed….but is “freed” synonym or antonym?…..think da..

(A student nearby raising his hand) ADDITIONAL SHEET SIR!

Him: shit!!!!synonym or antonym you bastard?!!!think….you’ve read this before…..somewhere…think…..naaye…..OF COURSE!!! a newspaper headline.
(Remembers the newspaper headline) “The minister’s son was acquitted in the rape case.”
Him: So…..freed is antonym then…ya….which means….convicted is the synonym!!you’re a genius…..thank you Hindu!!!!

(Time passes and they are into their final 30 minutes.)THE FLYING SQUAD IS COMING FOR CHECKING!!!
Welcome sir…You had the samosas?…..Illaya….Anga irukku sir…near the canteen….free thaan…ponga. (The flying squad reach for their true destinations leaving the room behind.)

Him: General Essay….last part…..phew!! Rainwater harvesting…I need to begin with a quote. Hmm….think…think….of course….thank your Mr. Vaali and Kamal.

Rainwater Harvesting:
“Only if the sky cries,
The Earth will laugh.” – John Smith (1842-1922)

When it rains, we keep the bucket in the terrace to conserve water………

(Last few minutes…)TIE YOUR THREADS PLEASE!! Mr. Ramani stop touching that dustbin!!!
Him: (One final check…)yup…everything is fine…..page numbers…..roll number……and done.
HAND OVER THE PAPERS PLEASE.
(He submits his paper and walks out.)gethu po. kalakitta da.

(While collecting his bag, he overhears two of his friends)
friend2: They’re removing “Hot..Hotter…Hottest” from today da…
friend1: seriously???
friend2: ya da. Dai, apparom antha acquitted….
freind1: freed…
friend2: YES!!!!! (they proceed to hi-5)
Him: AAAAAAAA!!!! (throws his bag down and the protractor emerges, shattering into pieces..)
acquitted….freed….acquitted…freed

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4 Responses to Acquitted…Freed…

  1. RandomTroll says:

    Shabba..idhaye evlo dhadave solluve? Pudhusa sollunga saar

  2. Achyuthan says:

    Saar!!! Chance-e illa…
    En 10th, +2 exam-aiyellam nyabagappadutthudhu…

    Then again, indha varusham i’ll have another experience of the same with my bro preparing for it. But mind you, naan school padicchappo HOT, HOTTER, HOTTEST irundhadhu theriyave theriyadhu!!! 🙂

    You have a Facebook profile??

    • You’re one of those nalla pulla if you didnt know about HHH when in 12th.

      As for the facebook profile, no I don’t have one for the blog…yet. But I guess you can use NetworkedBlogs (refer to top-right of the blog) if you want to follow….although I am not sure how it exactly works….since no one’s used it to follow the blog till now.

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